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Big Nick
AEG Indecision 2007
  

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Helldozer
... the master of unlocking
  

USA
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Posted - 04/26/2007 : 4:32:00 PM
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that's a fucking tank silencer... wtf...
what's the point? it can only aim at one angle, and tanks don't need to be quiet cuz they're killing machines. |
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TehCaboose
what AM I!?
 

USA
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Posted - 04/27/2007 : 06:59:19 AM
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| Yea none of the shit will play fr either |
"Church! Time is not a line!, It is a circle. That is why clocks are round!"
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Big Nick
AEG Indecision 2007
  

USA
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Helldozer
... the master of unlocking
  

USA
1507 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2007 : 12:45:08 AM
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| nice testicular fortitude, guy |
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TehCaboose
what AM I!?
 

USA
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Posted - 04/29/2007 : 07:39:52 AM
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| HEY GET TO WORK ON THAT FUCKING BROCHURE! RIGHT NOW NICCA! |
"Church! Time is not a line!, It is a circle. That is why clocks are round!"
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TehCaboose
what AM I!?
 

USA
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Helldozer
... the master of unlocking
  

USA
1507 Posts |
Posted - 04/29/2007 : 4:12:04 PM
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| that'd probably be a lot funnier if i had played halflife but it's still pretty funneh regardless. |
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Helldozer
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USA
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Big Nick
AEG Indecision 2007
  

USA
558 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2007 : 11:11:12 PM
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Question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
Conservative Answer:
BANG!
Texan's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... RELOAD!!!!!
Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"
Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!" |
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TehCaboose
what AM I!?
 

USA
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Helldozer
... the master of unlocking
  

USA
1507 Posts |
Posted - 05/10/2007 : 7:50:42 PM
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| the best part was when the shit blew up |
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Helldozer
... the master of unlocking
  

USA
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TehCaboose
what AM I!?
 

USA
191 Posts |
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TehCaboose
what AM I!?
 

USA
191 Posts |
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Helldozer
... the master of unlocking
  

USA
1507 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2007 : 02:46:37 AM
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| god i love that show. four ponies of the apocalypse! DEATH PONYYYY!!! |
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Helldozer
... the master of unlocking
  

USA
1507 Posts |
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Big Nick
AEG Indecision 2007
  

USA
558 Posts |
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Helldozer
... the master of unlocking
  

USA
1507 Posts |
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TehCaboose
what AM I!?
 

USA
191 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2007 : 09:56:01 AM
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| wow...your retarded dude, you posted that like after it was already posted. |
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